lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead” 

future wife: hey look at me throw this axe with devastating accuracy 

me, with my heart rate skyrocketing: that’s so hot, honey, but is that, like, really sharp?

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