venusofsuburbia:

wear stunna lip paint by fenty beauty when you meet him for the first time. overline your lips to hell and back. leave it on your glass, on his cheek, on the cheek of another man (if you think it’ll make him jealous), on his mouth (when it does), on his neck (when you stumble out into the back alley hand in hand), and elsewhere (at your discretion).

stunna isn’t portable. pack armani lip magnet in your purse for touch-ups when you stumble back in, and kat von d makeup wipes are 30 for $10 and will clean you up in no time. (do not skip this step. leave “hookup” for the less ambitious, or less romantic, or less headstrong, or less foolish. we’re talking “lover”.)

wear tattoo liner when you go home with him, which won’t come off on his pillow; and nirvana rose, which will. pack better than sex mascara for the next morning. don’t comment on the name. see if he does.

wear black opium to catch him, and novacaine when you inevitably leave him, but wear cathedral while you’re with him, so he’ll always remember that you smelled like a church. and he’ll remember that he knelt.